A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
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Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...