AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!