Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...