Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...