A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...