Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Toilet
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They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...