If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...