Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...