Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...