Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...