Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....