Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!