What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...