Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...