Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A cultural comparison
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Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...