Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...