Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....