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What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
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What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...