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A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Man and E.T.
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yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
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There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Puppies don’t surf…
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Why do women have legs?
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