Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...