I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.