Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
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Bad News 2
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What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Analysis of A Man
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Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
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