Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...