What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...