How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...