high tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!