Equation of earnings
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The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
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Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
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What Floor Please?
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Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...