Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...