Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...