Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...