The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.