Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...