The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...