What should I do then?
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Dog Named Mypenis
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If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
English is really crazy
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58 Newspaper Headlines
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Polak With Chainsaw
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I think that I’m a chicken
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