Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...