How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...