Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !