Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
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“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
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“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
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Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...