Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...