Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...