Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....