Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...