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Wearing Polish Underwear
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Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
You might be from a small town if:
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Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
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Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...