What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...