A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...