One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...