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The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
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Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
I can’t breathe without that
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Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
How To Be A Man!
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Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...