Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...