5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...