Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
George Carlin funnies!
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80 year old man
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Love Potion
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Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
For the man I love.
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Only found in America
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How shit happens!
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Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1