Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...